What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

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What's a pirates favourite letter?

You may think it's "Arrr", but nay, his first love be the "C".

Why did the Islamic woman die when she fell into the ocean?

She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

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Who did the baker bring to work?

His doughter.

Why did the baker get smelly fingers?

Because he needed a poo.

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Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Why does the baker have so many loaves?

Because they bred.

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

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Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS