What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

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Why do americans get manuals when buying a new car?

I thought they only drive automatic

What do I think about my toes?

They couldn't be further from my mind.

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What is the difference between a baker baking a cake and a gynecologist giving an exam?

A few degrees.

What did the baker name her dog?

Pido.

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Why did the airplane fall out of the sky?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the donut say to the loaf of bread?

If I had as much dough as you, I wouldn't be hanging around this hole!

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What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

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What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.