What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

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Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

How hard do you think Joe Biden laughs when a senate's bill gets 69 votes?

I bet he has to leave the room.

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Why was the Baker a part-time drug dealer?

Because he really kneaded the dough. (please forgive me for that awful pun)

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

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What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

A: Endless Bread!

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Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.

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Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.