What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

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Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

Why did the citizen run for Sewer Commissioner?

He thought it was his civic doodie!

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What do you call a baker who doesn't make bread?

I don't dough!

What did the dough say to the baker?

You, knead me.

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What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

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What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

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Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS