What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!"

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Why did the baker's hands stink?

Because he needed a crap.

What do you call a confused baker?

I dough know.

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How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

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What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS