What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

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Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?

Because he thought it was a delivery service.

Where does the thumb meet its type?

At the SPACE BAR! reddit is fun! I'm staring at the keyboard tryin' to think up a joke and voila'!

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

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What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

How can you tell if a loaf of bread is a boy or girl?

Feel around for the dough nuts

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How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.

What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS