Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.

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Because there was no point.

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Daesh Network

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Don't worry, they'll tell you.

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

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What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

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He kneaded the dough

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Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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I'm tired of doing stuff.

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What machine should I use at the gym to impress girls?

The ATM

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

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A tattoo.