Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What's the advantage of being black in Africa vs black in America?

Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"

How do you call it when an egg is on point?

Egg zactly!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How does Bill Gates enter his house?

A. He uses "windows".

What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

Why should you try to date girls you meet at the gym?

Because you already know she'll work out.

Why did the bike not go to the gym?

BECAUSE IT WAS TOO TIRED :D:D:D:D:D:D

Atm Jokes More Atm Jokes

What's the only bank franchise that doesn't have ATMs?

Sperm banks.

Why did the Baker keep going to the ATM?

He kneaded the dough

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

Impress Jokes More Impress Jokes

How do you impress a girl?

By growing up.

Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

Beautiful Woman Jokes More Beautiful Woman Jokes

What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.