Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

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Why can't you ever answer any of my questions?

Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.

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What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

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What do you call a lazy Italian at the gym?

Mussolini

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

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What's the only bank franchise that doesn't have ATMs?

Sperm banks.

Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

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Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

What is my dentist's favorite indie band?

Fluoride and the Machine

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What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

Beautiful Woman Jokes More Beautiful Woman Jokes

How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like