Which machine at the gym should I use to impress beautiful women?

He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5

Previous Random Joke Next

Point Jokes More Point Jokes

What's the hardest part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb on her twice before she gets the point.

Why did the small Egyptian climb to the top of the pyramid?

He couldn't see the point.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What music service do potatoes like to use?

Spudify.

What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

Gym Jokes More Gym Jokes

How can you tell if someone went to the gym?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What's the best pokemon in pokemon go?

It's Victreebel if you go to a gym you will always get a victory with it.

Atm Jokes More Atm Jokes

Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad?

Because America is never wrong.

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you ?

An ATM machine

Machine Jokes More Machine Jokes

Which Machine Should I Use?

Coach: "Use The ATM Machine Outside The Gym"

What's that machine for?

Oh, that's the forklift" ME: OH MY GOD HOW HEAVY ARE YOUR FORKS

Impress Jokes More Impress Jokes

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

What's the best machine to impress women at the gym?

The ATM

Beautiful Woman Jokes More Beautiful Woman Jokes

What do you prefer, honey?

A smart woman or a beautiful woman -Neither sweetie, you know I only have eyes for you

What do you call a beautiful woman on the arm of a banjo player?

A tattoo.