What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

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Why do redditors make such good fencers?

They're used to dealing with ripostes.

Why do teachers use a bamboo cane?

Because when the cane goes 'bam' the child goes boo!

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Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

A: So he could shoot his mouth off.

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Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

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What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

Who's there ! Attila ! Attila who ?

Attila you no lies !

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What do you call a group of pillaging Huns?

An army of Hun-dread.

What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common?

The same middle name.