Object Jokes

Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

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What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

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Why are furries always found guilty at trial?

A furry curries only fury from a jury.

Why was the photo acquitted in his trial at court?

Because he was framed!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did a man bring a ladder to the party?

He heard the drinks were on the house..... I'll see myself out.

What do you call A man doing Laundry?

Non-existent

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

Why are emo people so good at ping-pong?

Because they are well practiced in cutting.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What'sApp Me: Mom, what's for dinner?

Mom : typing ... *gets married* *have kids* *gets old* *dies* *goes to hell* Mom: Fish, honey!

What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

Review Jokes More Review Jokes

What's the difference between a wide receiver and Ray Rice's wife?

The NFL will review the tape of the wide receiver getting hit

What did Christian Grey say when he read reviews of his movie?

People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!

Design Jokes More Design Jokes

What do you call a social media platform designed for religious people who also have speech impediments?

Faithbook

Who designed Noah's ark?

An ark-itect !

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What does a woman want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

Why is it so difficult for women to find a man who is sensitive, caring, and good looking?

All of those guys already have boyfriends.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How do you frighten a Bee?

Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.