Object Jokes

Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

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What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

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What programming languages would we use if C didn't exist?

Ans: PASAL, OBOL and BASI

What do you call a programming language designed for women?

An object oriented programming language.

Holland Jokes More Holland Jokes

What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

What should you do if windows crashes cost you a lot of money?

A: You should bill Gates.

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

How do you make a Chinese man no longer Asian?

Just spin him around in circles until he's disoriented

Wright Jokes More Wright Jokes

Why, with twice the population of the United States at the time didn't China invent the airplane first?

Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.

Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly?

Because they were Wright.

Approve Jokes More Approve Jokes

What is mother-approved and child-tested?

Coat-Hanger Abortions

What did the guy in China say to the Chinese couple who finally got approved to adopt?

Con-grab-ur-asians!!

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.

What's the difference between a pimple and a Catholic Priest?

A pimple waits until you're 13-years-old before coming on your face.

Wedding Jokes More Wedding Jokes

Why was the naturists wedding delayed?

The ring bearer had an erection.

Why didn't the cellphone attend the wedding?

He heard the reception was going to be terrible...