Object Jokes

Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

Couple's Daily Question Mug

5.0

Coffee Mug

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

You might also enjoy:

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women have cleaner minds than men?

Because they change theirs more often

What do you call a woman drowning in money?

Rich... Also an ambulance.

Ferguson Jokes More Ferguson Jokes

How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How do you contact dead window cleaners?

Use a squeegee board.

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Where did the fish go when it needed an operation?

To the sturgeon

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How does Mario talk to the dead?

With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

Robot Jokes More Robot Jokes

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

What do you call a one night stand with a robot?

Nut and bolt

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

What religion do ghosts practice?

Boo-ddhism

Why do blondes always drink with straws?

A: Practice.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What do you call it when a Catholic renovates his kitchen?

A counter reformation.

Did you know that protons have mass?

I didn't even know they were catholic.