Because you remove them.
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Holland.
Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.
A kaleidoscope!
He doesn't approve of same sect marriage
A Hun knee comb.
One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.
Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!
Rivets.
They don't practice Santeria.
Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.
A furry curries only fury from a jury.
It was framed.
Con-grab-ur-asians!!
He yells He gets a reply "jean-claude van damme" All 4 of you,get out!
Because they have to use their Endor voices.
People did not like my movie. I guess I am 50 shades of letdown... But I can sure GET UP"!
Because they carefully and objectively reviewed the evidence from the trial and thought a legitimate injustice had been done.
A Chu Chu train
Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...
Because she's a woman.
Because the ones named Drive all died in crashes.
Park-istan!
Hair-vents.