Object Jokes

Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

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What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.

What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.

What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

How does a frog fasten two objects together?

Rivets.

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Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

How can you tell two people are married?

Both are yelling at the same kid.

How many SRSers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

What do you call sleep walking nun?

Roaming Catholic

Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

What did the space between two tiles say?

I AM GROUT

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What did the chinese guy tell the police when he was caught?

You got the Wong guy.

What do you call a Chinese fanatasy series?

Lord Of The Chinks

Holland Jokes More Holland Jokes

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.

What kind of shoes do they wear in Holland?

Wooden shoe like me to tell you. Props to my 8-year-old daughter for this one

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What technology are old people better at using than young people?

Life support.

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

Practice Jokes More Practice Jokes

Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom?

Because he was practicing Handel's Water Music.

What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

Japan Jokes More Japan Jokes

What do they call the Hunger Games in Japan?

Battle Royale with cheese

What do Japan and Shaq have in common?

Kobe Beef