Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

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What did the Mexican do when he arrived in America?

removed

How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. The light bulb you remove and the light bulb you replace it with.

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How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

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What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!

What is the only man made object visible from space?

Holland.