Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

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Why is Reddit the best place for freedom of speech?

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What I reply with when someone asks, "What'd the comment say?

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How do you make one girl disappear?

just add a G and now she's gone.

What are you thinking of?

He says: "Nothing." and disappears.

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Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!