Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

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Why was Jesus such a bad carpenter?

He couldn't remove three nails to save his life

What did the doctor do after he finished reading the book?

He removed the appendix!

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Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

What are you thinking of?

He says: "Nothing." and disappears.

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Why did got object to the wedding between the catholic man and the catholic woman?

He doesn't approve of same sect marriage

What's the difference between a heroine and heroin?

One's an object that's easily abused, the other's a drug.