Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

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What is Superman when he removes his suit?

Man.

How many mods does it take to screw in a light bulb?

removed

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What do you call a dad balloon that disappears?

Pops

What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

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What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair?

A Hun knee comb.

What object crashes the most?

A kaleidoscope!