Why do objects disappear when you move them twice?

Because you remove them.

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Why does the French flag have Velcro?

So the blue and red sections are easily removed during a time of war.

What should you do before cooking the vegetables?

Remove the wheelchair

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What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

How do you cure a headache?

A: Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What is the difference between a robot and a sandwich?

Everything. These two objects have nothing in common.