What are you thinking of?

He says: "Nothing." and disappears.

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What's your job?

Programming. "What's your hobby " Programming. "What do you do when you're not programming " Think about programming.

What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

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What did the magician say when he made his rabbit disappear?

Hare today gone tomorrow.

What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift