What are you thinking of?

He says: "Nothing." and disappears.

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What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

What language do pirates speak?

Arrrrrrabic! A friend and I were extremely high and he thought of this.Good times.

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Why are there no black magicians?

They get arrested when they make something disappear.

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!