What are you thinking of?

He says: "Nothing." and disappears.

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What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.

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Why are magicians always sad?

Because everything they have disappears

How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.