What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

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What is a Ninja's favorite beverage?

Karatea From Fargo Ep. 2

Who is your most disgruntled employee?

and "2: Does he have access to a mask shop "

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What do you call Dracula's retarded cousin?

Countdown This was a joke I heard on TV some time ago ... Thought it was worth a share.

What do you think you're going to be doing in 5 years?

Me: I dont know, I dont have 2020 vision

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What did the people call the bad hot dog stand?

The WURST!

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

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Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

How many cops does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they just shoot the room for being black.

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Why do elephants do well in school ?

Because they have a lot of grey matter !

What do Santa's little helpers learn in school?

The Elfabet!

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What's the difference between a petri dish and white people?

A petri dish develops a culture.

Why are white people the scariest in prison?

Because you know they're guilty.