What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

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What are three 2 letter words meaning small?

Is it in

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

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How do you outsmart a chicken?

By thinking outside the bawks.

What's worse than a chick telling you she only thinks of you as a friend?

When she says she thinks of you like a brother.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people say "To be frank..." when they're about to be brutally honest?

WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!

Why do saunas remind some people of blonde's?

A: Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

Where did the piglets study their ABC's?

At a school for higher loining.

White People Jokes More White People Jokes

Why are hurricanes always named after white people?

Because white people destroy everything.

Why can't white people hit the whip?

Because slavery is over