How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.

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How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?

You weren't there, man!

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How many Freemasons does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a secret!

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

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Why do aliens only abduct white people?

Because they are easier to see in the dark.

Why shouldn't white people go swimming?

Nobody likes a soggy cracker!

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What did the girl say when she saw a photo on Instagram of an attractive couple at brunch?

Bae-goals

How many white people does it take to change a light bulb?

A brunch.