How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

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How many US Congressmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.

How many X does it take to lightbulb?

Karma?

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How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but he has to manufacture it first.

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

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What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

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What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles?

Electricity.

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.