How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb?

You will find out when the light comes on.

How many people with dementia does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

Sovereign Citizen Jokes More Sovereign Citizen Jokes

How many sovereign citizens does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They're too afraid of the electricity.

What did the lawyer say to the sovereign citizen when asked for legal counsel?

Am I being retained ** **Am I being retained **

Electricity Jokes More Electricity Jokes

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

What happened when electricity was first discovered?

Fred: Someone got a nasty shock.