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One, or two? One, or two?
Two. One guy to screw in the light bulb, and the other guy to shoot him if he doesn't do it right.
Two. One to take out the bulb and drop it, and the other to try and sell it before it crashes.
None. That's a hardware problem.
Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"
Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything!
None, he lets the knives do the work
They can't. There's a wall.
I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.
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None. They can't climb the ladder.
Nun.
Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!
The parents would love to know.
When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?
Just one, but first the tire really has to want to change.
None. Its already lit, fam.
How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.
None because feminist can't change anything.
When the color of the license plates start to change.
None, because they can't climb the ladder.
One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.
None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark.
Madagascar
Juan (This probably has been posted earlier but is still funny )
You don't know cause you weren't there
You weren't there, man!
To get to the other side.
Sorry, they can only change the floor essence.
Have you tried turning it off and back on?
None. They can't change anything.
None. It's too dark.
None cuz it's already lit af
Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.
Only one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.
How many data wranglers does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one, but they need a backup.
Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.
One
Thirty.
One. They're efficient and don't have humour.
Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.
None, that's what students are for.
No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.
The white amount.
Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reason.
change??
One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.
Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.
A Brazilian.
They're afraid of change.
none because There is A Light That Never Goes Out.
Find out next time, on Dragon Ball Z!
Only one as the rest of the world simply MUST revolve around them...
Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...
None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.
Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.
Because he might peek at chu.
Just one, but they have to steal it first.
Not sure, gotta catch them all first!
When one votes, it changes something, making things worse. When another votes, it doesn't change anything, making things worse.
Two. One to hold the ladder and one to screw your mother - I mean light bulb!
He Brexit!
Because his nutritionist said he had too many minerals in his system!
Don't look! I'm changing!
Salmon
One, plus or minus one.
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
Smallpox
None, it's perfectly happy being broken, it's the fitting that has to change.
Just one, but it takes him 20 episodes.
I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that"
A fish
Lets go play on our bikes.
Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.
None. TSA agents only know how to remove clothes putting them on is different matter completely.
None. People who glow in the dark don't need lightbulbs.
About 8000
Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.
It has to change for itself.
None, because they can't change anything.
Apparently not 8
Be the change you want to see in the world.
You would too if you had to change in the middle of the street!
Over 9000.
We're not sure, they've yet to see the light.
because he had a dying light
About 1 thousand Iraqis.
One.
Zero.
Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.
Juan.
One, but only if the lightbulb really to change.
Look a squirrel!
Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.
Everything's gonna be all white.
A $100 bill makes change
He doesn't. He hires people with long fingers to do it for him.
1 or 2 ? 1... or 2...
Having half a screaming child on your hands.
Cigarettes don't scream when they're burning.
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
I keep asking people, but they don't know either.
Tennish
I bought some thyme yesterday.
Do I hand my life in
The color. Yes, this is an anti-joke. Downvote please.
They're the ones shouting "Black Lives Matter!"
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!
Genders
Make a backup, I need to re-format this."
None if nobody's looking.
A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.
