How many Hal 9000 computer systems does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that"

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How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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thread! Q: How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: THAT'S NOT FUNNY!

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How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. But it takes five episodes.

How many vegan people does it take to change a lightbulb?

One vegan, I am vegan, it was me - the vegan, I was the only vegan, it was me.