How many Hal 9000 computer systems does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that"

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How many I.T. guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. That's a hardware problem but have you tried turning it on and off again

How many Pisceans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Lightbulb What lightbulb

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How many women are necessary to change a lightbulb?

One... but, what does it matter if she will ask a man to do it !

How many Southern Baptists does it take to change a lightbulb?

change??