How many Hal 9000 computer systems does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that"

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What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but when he unscrews the bulb, the lights go out and your xbox is gone.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

Why did the hipster burn his fingers?

because he changed the light bulb before it was cool