How many Hal 9000 computer systems does it take to change a lightbulb?

I'm sorry, but I'm afraid I cannot do that"

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How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None they'd rather keep their clients in the dark.

How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.

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How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them."

How many redditors does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to screw it in and one to take credit for it.