How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.

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How many accident-prone people does it take to change a lightbulb?

We're on our sixth.

How many Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians trying to share the experience.

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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

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What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.

How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.