How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.

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How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

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How many 'Suh Dudes' does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Its already lit, fam.

What do you get when you put a woman's face on a $10 bill?

2.23 in change.

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How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?

None he's still clinging to the old lightbulb.

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.