What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

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What did Mario tell his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

It's not a you, it's a me, Mario!

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

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What do you call Figrin D'an's first born boy?

Son of a Bith!

Why is grandpa running daddy?

Shut up son, and give me another shell.

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Why can't the two melons get married?

I don't know but they cantaloupe.

Why were the 2 in love melons upset?

Because they cantaloupe. (The wife thought of this one... hopefully nobody else has posted it)