What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

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Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

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What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."

What did Einstein's dad say when he published his theory of relativity?

Damn, son. It's about time!

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What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...

Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!