What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

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What's the do a girlfriend and an ice cream cone have in common?

The ones that are hot don't last as long

What do I need a girlfriend for?

When the Reddit servers are ready to go down on me anytime?

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What did the buffalo say to his son who was going off to college?

Bison!

What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

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Why didn't the melons get married in Vegas?

Because they cantaloupe. This joke was brought to you by Dads inc.

Where did the cantaloupe go for summer vacation?

John Cougar Mellencamp