What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

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What does the alchemist do to please his girlfriend?

Elixir.

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What did the one melon say to the other melon?

We're too young to marry. We cantaloupe.

What did the watermelon say to the honeydew?

I'm sorry baby, we just cantaloupe."