What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

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What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?

Old Bay.

What do you call your ex-girlfriend in Maryland?

Old bae.

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What did the mountain climber name his son?

Cliff.

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Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

Why do melons always have traditional weddings?

They cantaloupe.