What did the overbearing mother melon say to her son and his girlfriend?

You Cantaloupe.

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What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween? A "booquet" of flower.

What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

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Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

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Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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Why doesn't the melon get married?

Because it cantaloupe.

What type of fruit is not allowed to get married?

Cantaloupe...