What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

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What's the difference between Michael j. Fox and an earthquake?

Earthquakes stop shaking

Why does James Bond like Michael J Fox?

Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.

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Where do salt lovers go to pray?

OC The taberNaCl. (Sorry..) (X-posted to dad jokes.)

Why is Karl Marx credited in so many movies?

OC) Because he wrote the Rom-Communist Manifesto.

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What's wrongdad?

Dad: I told you, my head hurts. Son: This is why mom left.

What is the difference between Napoleon and his son?

One is a Bonaparte from the other.

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What do you call a guy who wears two condoms?

Justin Case

Why did the black man wear a suit to his vasectomy?

If he was going to be Impotent he wanted to look impotent. (important)

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What kind of ant can count?

An account*ant*.

What kind of jokestuff do farmers like?

Corny jokes.

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How does a coat steal something?

They jacket

What's The Pink Panther's favourite type of jacket?

No idea." "Denim." "Denim " "Denim denim denim denim denim..."