What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

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Who makes the best milkshakes ever?

Michael J. Fox.

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

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What literary genre is Frozen?

Bildungsnowman. (OC)

What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

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What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif

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What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work!

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What kind of music does a mummy like?

W)rap music!

What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

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How do you steal a coat?

You jacket.

Why was the jacket stinky?

Because it was a windbreaker.