What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle?

Nobody can.

What is it called when Michael J. Fox smokes a joint?

Shake N' Bake.

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Why are jerks nice sometimes?

Standard deviation of the mean (OC, as far as I know)

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

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What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

What do you call Figrin D'an's first born boy?

Son of a Bith!

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What's the difference between a well dressed man and a tired dog?

The man wears a full suit, the dog just pants

Why didn't the egg break?

Because it was wearing underwear.

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What kind of milk does Mitt Romney drink?

1%

What kind of noise annoys an oyster ?

A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)

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What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket?

A Pullover!

Why was the jacket stinky?

Because it was a windbreaker.