What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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How do you know a homeless woman is menstruating?

If she's only wearing one sock. (This joke brought to you courtesy the homeless guy outside my local 7-11.) Edit: tweaked the punchline.

What do you call an alligator detective wearing a waistcoat?

An investigator.

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What are Super Mario & Luigi's overalls made of?

Denim-denim-denim... denim-denim-denim.

What overalls does Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim

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How does Super Mario contact his dead brother?

Using a Luigi board!

What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

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What did the blonde do after she combed her hair?

She pulled her pants up.

What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you

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What kind of tree would Hanna Montana be?

A 'Miley Cyprus'. Dear god, shoot me.

What kind of dog can tell time?

A clockshund!