What kind of music venues do gun lovers like the most?

Carry OK

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Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

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What kind of photograph does Arnold Schwarzenegger take?

Polaroids.

What kind of health insurance does a llama need?

Ollamacare