What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

What's the difference between a fort and a fortress?

A fortress has breastworks.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the man go fishing?

Just for the halibut.

What is the point of owning a fish?

They are just furniture with the ability to die.

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't tuna fish.

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you call a phallic music scale, crushed under a piano?

D-flat

What's the difference between a tuna and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.