What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a drinking establishment and an elephant's fart?

One is a bar-room and the other is a BAROOOM!

What's the difference between a moose and an ant?

A: A moose has antlers, but an ant doesn't have mooselers.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why did the mafia boss get banned from the aquarium?

He was sleeping with the fishes.

What kind of fish does Google have in their lobby?

bettas

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

Why did the sandwich shop sound terrible?

It was out of tuna...

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's worse than a dead muskrat under your piano?

A diseased beaver on your organ.

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

A: Root position cords.