What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

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Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

What's the difference between Sesame Street and Leonardo DiCaprio?

Sesame Street has an Oscar.

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

What do you call a fish that is good for your bones?

An orthopedic sturgeon. :D

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What doesn't belong?

The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

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What's the difference between a tuna and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you cannot piano a tuna.

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ?

Discordant !