What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between 9/11 and a dead cow?

You can't keep milking the dead cow for 13 years

What's the difference between a High School girls track team and a tribe of pigmy?

Pigmies are a cunning bunch of runts.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

What is a pirates favourite part of a fish?

The aye

Tuna Jokes More Tuna Jokes

What's the difference between a piano, glue, and a tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna (What about the glue ) I knew you'd get stuck on that

How do you check the intonation of a guitar underwater?

With a tuna.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

Who likes music?

asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.