What do you give a sick bird?

A tweetment

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What is the difference... What is the difference between unlawful and illegal?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

What do you call a sick bird of prey that enters the country without permission?

An ill-eagle

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What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment