What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.

Previous Random Joke Next

Jedi Jokes More Jedi Jokes

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

What do you call a Jedi who worries about not making deadlines?

Panickin' Skywalker.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What’s brown and sounds like a bell?

Dung!

What sound does a Greek gun make?

TZZZZAT, TZZZZZZZAT!

Dagobah Jokes More Dagobah Jokes

What vocal art did the mountain climber from Dagobah practice?

Yoda-ling

Why does Yoda like having a lot of things to do?

It makes his Dagobah faster.