What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

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What is snow?

No one would say: It's doubtful an Eskimo would have Chionophobia, a fear of this.

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline