What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia

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What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

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What do you call the queue to Alcatraz?

Alkaline

What do you call a fear of Alkaline?

A pH-obia