What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

What goes clip-clop-clip-clop-BANG-clip-clop-clip-clop?

An Amish drive by shooting.

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What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

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Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

What weapon is most feared by knights?

A can opener.

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How is Daniel Craig a policeman?

He is in Spectre (Inspector)

What's blue and sits on the toilet?

A policeman doing his duty!