What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

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What's with people thinking white people shoot up schools?

I'm white and I have only shot up like 2 schools.

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

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Why do blondes have more fun?

They're easier to find in the dark.

Where is everyone beautiful?

In the dark.

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Why couldn't the Geordie go above the seventh floor in the tower block?

He had a fear of eights

Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a .

Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.