What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

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What did the werewolf say when he got shot with a silver bullet?

Oooooooowwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo. He howled while saying ow pretty much

What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

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What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?

You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.

How do you find King Arthur in the dark?

With a knight light....

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What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

Why did the Soviets pull their missiles out?

Because they feared a premature ejectulation

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What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop