What did the policeman do to his fear of the dark?

He shot it.

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Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How many girlfriend does a white boy need to shoot a school?

None.

What do you call it when someone shoots a group of fish in a barrel?

A school shooting

Dark Jokes More Dark Jokes

How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

Why do blondes have more fun?

They're easier to find in the dark.

Fear Jokes More Fear Jokes

What's the similarity between pessimists and people with a phobia of sausages?

They both fear the wurst

Why don't nervous vegans visit Germany?

They fear the wurst!

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

What do you call a policeman with a thing for MLP?

A clop cop.