What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

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What did the Asian guy say when he was caught sleeping with another man's wife?

Me love you wrong time.

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

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How many Emos does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They prefer to cry in the dark.

How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb?

None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.

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How do you find King Arthur in the dark?

With a knight light....

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

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How do you find King Arthur in the dark?

With a knight light....

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light