What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

When your partner asks how many people you have ever slept with, answering 'what did I say the last time you asked?

is unwise, apparently.

Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!

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What does the torch represent in the hand of the Statue of Liberty?

The torch is a symbol of her inability to read in the dark.

How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they will keep worshipping in dark.

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Why did King Arthur leave no heir?

He was legendary for pulling out.

What did King Arthur do in Camelot?

He "came" a lot.

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How do you find King Arthur in the dark?

With a knight light....

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light