How do you find King Arthur in the dark?

With a knight light....

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How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

How did the knight know that his armor was made in China?

He found a chink in it.

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Why did the wrestlers have to fight in the dark?

A: Their match wouldn't light.

How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

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What did King Arthur do in Camelot?

He "came" a lot.

What did King Arthur have for breakfast?

Eggcalibur.

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How do you find King Arthur in the dark?

With a knight light....

What did King Arthur sleep with when he was afraid of the dark?

A knight light