A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark
Two, one to change the light-bulb, and one to observe how it symbolizes an incandescent beacon of subjectivity in a netherworld of cosmic nothingness. This is courtesy of Spencer Reid.(CM)
None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.
Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.
Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.
She had a ball
because she kept sitting on pinocchio's face moaning, "lie to me!"
It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds everything the galaxy together. Edit:Duct Tape I know, I was tired
Racist
One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"
Bravefart