How many Scotsmen does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Scotsmen don't change light bulbs it's cheaper to sit in the dark

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How many people with alzheimer's does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the otherside!

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

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How many suh boys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.

How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

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What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb?

They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.

What do you call a racist in the dark?

Camouflaged

Scotsman Jokes More Scotsman Jokes

What's the difference between Mic Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mic Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey, McLeod! Get off of my ewe!"

What do you call a Scotsman with gas after a dodgy curry?

Bravefart