What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

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What's the difference between Marty McFly and a Bears fan?

Eventually, Marty McFly stopped going back to 1985.

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

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How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

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Why is Rob Zombie good for the health of Redditors?

They see his AMA and turn off the computer.

What sits down but doesn't get back up?

A redditor.