What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

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What do you get... ... when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and and agnostic?

Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")

What do bricks and Latinas have in common?

They both get laid by Mexicans...

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

How do you hire a horse?

Put a brick under each hoof!

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Why are Redditors so good at fencing?

Because they always riposte.

What does a redditor say when they see a YouTube link they can't click on?

Give me the gif of it.