What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR &amp?

a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it's SHOWTIME!!!

What's the difference between communism and capitalism?

In the former, man exploits man, in the latter, it's exactly the opposite.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his running mate?

To lay off his campaign staff.

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How did redditor heckle the stand up comic?

The real joke is always in the comments!"

What's the difference between a redditor and a dead baby?

The redditor never gets gold