What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

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How do you tell the difference between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Second Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.

What is the difference between a yogurt and america?

If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.

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Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

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What's red and bad for your teeth?

A Brick.

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

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How do you keep a redditor in suspense?

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What's a redditor who makes pirate jokes' favorite letters?

It could be R and the C, but they definitely aren't OC.