What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

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What is the difference between ooooooh and aaaaaaah?

About three inches.

What's the difference between an infinite line and an infinitely large circle?

There is no difference. The joke is you just learned math.

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What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ?

They sit eggsaminations !

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What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

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What is a redditors worst nightmare?

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What's worse than a Redditor walking into a bar?

The Holocaust.