What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between falling from the 2nd floor and the 20th floor?

The 2nd floor: (SPLAT) AAAAAaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhhhhh...... The 20th floor: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! (SPLAT)

What's the difference between an Art major and a guy who mops bathrooms at KFC?

One has a job.

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Why didn't the guitarist get laid?

Because he had bad pickups

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange ?

Dad dad look what marma-laid' !

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

How do you hire an elephant ?

Stand it on four bricks !

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

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Why are there so many Redditor archeologists?

Because loves digging up the past.

What do you call a troupe of performing Redditors?

Cirque le Jerk