What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

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What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.

What's the difference between menstrual fluid and sand?

You can't gargle sand.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What's the difference between OP and a brick?

A brick gets laid!

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.

What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed?

He re-posts it.