What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

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What is the difference between a dancer and a duck?

One goes quick on her beautiful legs the other goes quack on her beautiful legs.

What's the only difference between a near sighted and a far sighted gynecologist ?

A wet nose.

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What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

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Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one, but an extra 15 to repost.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE