What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a factory worker, and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized'

What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

How are women and linoleum floors alike?

You lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for the next 20 years.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

What is red and bad for your teeth?

A brick.

Redditor Jokes More Redditor Jokes

What does a redditor do after his picket fence is installed?

He re-posts it.

Why do redditors hate Ellen Pao as CEO?

It was the Wong choice