What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

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What's the difference between a bad coffee in Switzerland and a bad coffee in Italy?

When you drink a bad coffee in Switzerland you say, "Merci!".

What's the difference between a sandwich and a baby?

Doesn't matter, they both taste the same.

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How are men like carpet tiles?

If you lay them properly the first time around you can walk all over them for the rest of your life.

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

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What is Klaus Teuber's (designer of Settlers of Catan) favorite TV show?

Brick and Orety

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

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Why did the redditor go to /r/zelda?

To boost his link karma!

How do you know that you are a redditor?

I'll tell you tomorrow.