Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.
flashback to me giving him the keys to the car to get more beer* ME: I let him outside.
Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...
Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!
You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!
Socrates
Snacks that go crunch in the night.
more satisfaction at night for wearing a ninja suit all day.
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
Because if they were smart, they'd be theists!
A person that lays awake late at night and ponders if there's such a thing as a dog.
Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
A contemplate
Because he had nothing to chauffeur.
A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.
It was the Bain of his existence.
