What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

Why didn't the dog want to go into outer space?

Because he was scared of vacuums!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did the chicken walk on the telephone wire?

She wanted to lay it on the line!

What did the lobster say when he saw the mermaid?

Gotta lay off the sea-weed.

Philosopher Jokes More Philosopher Jokes

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call it when the women in the back of a mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

What fish only swims at night ?

A starfish !

Atheist Jokes More Atheist Jokes

How can you tell someone's an atheist?

You can't. They'll always tell you first.

Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

Insomniac Jokes More Insomniac Jokes

What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Contemplate Jokes More Contemplate Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

What does a philosopher put his/her food on?

A contemplate

Existence Jokes More Existence Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."