How do you make stupid children?

I don't know, ask your parents.

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What did one renewable power source say to the other?

How did I wind up here I don't know man just go with the flow.

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS training camp?

I don't know, i just fly the drone

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What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

What's your opinion on birds?

Well, they're pretty fly if you ask me.

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How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!