How do you make stupid children?

I don't know, ask your parents.

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What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

What were Adam's first ever words to Eve?

Stand back - I don't know how big it's going to get!"

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What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

What did the Headless Horseman ask his colleague at Bad Guys Inc.?

What do I have to do to get ahead around here?

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Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

What position makes the ugliest children?

Ask your parents