How do you make stupid children?

I don't know, ask your parents.

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What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Why are power tools good for bank robberies?

They know the drill.

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What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

A: Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

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What did Stevie Wonder's younger brother think their parents named him after British royalty?

Because they named him Stevie Twoder.

What are parents that you can see through?

Transparents