What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

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What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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What is Dracula's favorite fruit?

Neck-tarines.

Why did Dracula lie in the wrong coffin?

He made a grave mistake.