What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

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What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

What did the rabbit say to the carrot?

It's been nice gnawing you.

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What do you get if you cross Dracula with Sir Lancelot?

A bite in shining armor.

What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

Well fangcy that!