What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

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What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

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Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.

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What did Bill Cosby say when he was asked about the child abuse claims?

Kids say the darnedest things.

What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby?

I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.

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What shoes do Ninjas wear?

Sneakers!

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.