What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

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What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

What do you call a beach with crooked waves?

OC A Scoli-ocean! (Came up with that recently, hope it tickles your funny bone)

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What did the earthquake say to all of its victims?

Oh, sorry...my fault.

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.

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What happens on the first date with Bill Cosby?

I don't remember

What is Bill Cosby's arch-nemesis?

Smelling salts.

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What shoes do Ninjas wear?

Sneakers!

What do you call two ninjas named Charlie, stranded outside on a cold night?

Numchucks.