What does Bill Cosby have in common with Ninjas?

Their victims never see them coming.

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What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

What did the insect say when he saw a gnat get hit?

He did gnat see that coming"

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What does Dracula say to his victims?

It's been nice gnawing you.

Who were the fastest readers of all time?

The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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What's Bill Cosby's favorite cheese?

Camembert.

What's the difference between Bill Cosby and Lena Dunham?

Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.

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What shoes do Ninjas wear?

Sneakers!

What do Japanese emperors and rappers have in common?

They're both wondering where their ninjas are at.