Their victims never see them coming.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
Ten Roofies.
Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.
A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.
He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.
Hey, hey, hey, it was only a pudding pop!
Bill Cosby
Netflix and pill
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Sleeping Beauty
I don't remember
Rufi-ooooooo!
He had Jello fever!
Vladimir Puddin'
They both know when you are sleeping.
Zzzzip)
Because his girlfriend was in a Roofie induced coma.
because he can't lace them.
He required that their circuits have no resistance.
Red Roofie Inn. I'll show myself out.
Kids say the darnedest things.
Camembert.
A Bill Cosby.
I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.
art
You don't see either one coming.
Jail-O
A: Pretty good
When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.
Smelling salts.
The roof.
He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.
He was in possession of all the "COOKIES"
Because it was against the law to pick your teeth in public.
Nun.
A punkin. Edit: and apparently not me.
Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.
A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.
A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.
A landmine.
She probably gets royalties
Netflix and chili
Bring out your camera.
A bowl of ramen noodles is actually ready in 5 minutes.
ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.
They both love stoning women.
