Their victims never see them coming.
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Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
Ten Roofies.
Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.
A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.
He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.
Hey, hey, hey, it was only a pudding pop!
Bill Cosby
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Sleeping Beauty
I don't remember
Rufi-ooooooo!
He had Jello fever!
Vladimir Puddin'
They both know when you are sleeping.
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Because his girlfriend was in a Roofie induced coma.
because he can't lace them.
He required that their circuits have no resistance.
Red Roofie Inn. I'll show myself out.
Kids say the darnedest things.
Camembert.
A Bill Cosby.
I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.
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You don't see either one coming.
Jail-O
A: Pretty good
When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.
Smelling salts.
The roof.
He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.
A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.
Answer coming Fall 2017.
To prevent bat breath!
Because he was a neck-romancer....
ME: He's a well known, gimmick. IAN: Really ME: That's Conan. Conan The Bar Bear, Ian.
ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.
Sleep at night
So when he drove by people would say, "Hey, look at that S car go!"
steer clear
Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.
He met the grill of his dreams.
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
M: Do u have ANY idea how much paperwork I've got to do
