Their victims never see them coming.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs
He finishes her drink EDIT: Apparently this is Conan's joke, so all credit goes to him. I just heard it from a friend of mine and I had no idea.
Ten Roofies.
Lena Dunham wrote the book about it.
A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)
Both were caught with their finger in the dyke.
He's never met a woman he hasn't knocked out.
Hey, hey, hey, it was only a pudding pop!
Bill Cosby
Netflix and pill
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Sleeping Beauty
I don't remember
Rufi-ooooooo!
He had Jello fever!
Vladimir Puddin'
They both know when you are sleeping.
Zzzzip)
Because his girlfriend was in a Roofie induced coma.
because he can't lace them.
He required that their circuits have no resistance.
Red Roofie Inn. I'll show myself out.
Kids say the darnedest things.
Camembert.
A Bill Cosby.
I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember.
art
You don't see either one coming.
Jail-O
A: Pretty good
When around both, one eventually stops moving. Forgive me.
Smelling salts.
The roof.
He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.
Divine intervention. edit: Oh.
Because they have no i's (plural of i). Edit: eyes. Eyes guys. It's a bad pun.
Civic doody.
Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.
On duck tape !
Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.
Shopping never causes heart attacks, but paying the bill does!
Atrophy!
Me: Because my bed is at home.
BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO RIGHTS!!!!!
The www.izard of Oz.
Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.
Because their wives are driving.
Ransom notes.
I wrote to my North Korean pen pal "I can't complain" he wrote back.
