How do birds record their songs ?

On duck tape !

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What does a bird with an injured wing need?

Tweetment!

What kind of birds do girls like?

My-cawk!

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What do the song "Dixie Chicken" and a Klansman have in common?

You would refer to both as a Fowl(/ul) Southerner.

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

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How do birds record their songs ?

On duck tape !

What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!

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Why do brown women wear red dots on their heads?

Because they record everything. (I swear I made it up n I'm brown too)

Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space . (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)