How do birds record their songs ?

On duck tape !

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What bird can write underwater?

A ball-point Penguin!

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

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How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

What song does a car radio play?

A cartoon (car tune).

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What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!

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What do you call a Korean with a dog?

vegetarian. For the record, I'm Korean and have a dog haha.

What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?