How do birds record their songs ?

On duck tape !

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Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How does a bird with a broken wing manage to land safely ?

With it's sparrowchute !

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

one requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

Song Jokes More Song Jokes

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

Duck Tape Jokes More Duck Tape Jokes

What is sticky and quacks?

Duck tape!

What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey , dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

Record Jokes More Record Jokes

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

Who's Gotye?

while their kids were like, "What's a record