What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

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Song Jokes More Song Jokes

Why did Gandalf never listen to the song "Dream Police"?

Because he was no conjurer of Cheap Trick

How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

John Jokes More John Jokes

Why didn't John die?

John is a bird.

Whats in Olivia Newton's John?

Gomer's Pile

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What's the difference between hiring a team to write your jokes, and the team of joke writers itself?

One's a cunning plan, the others a punning clan.

What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

George Jokes More George Jokes

What do you call half a ginger?

George.

Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D

Submarine Jokes More Submarine Jokes

What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

What do you call an underwater masochist?

A submarine!

Paul Jokes More Paul Jokes

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

True Love Jokes More True Love Jokes

What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

Forgiveness Jokes More Forgiveness Jokes

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

Hmm Jokes More Hmm Jokes

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course