What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

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What song does a car radio play?

A cartoon (car tune).

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

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What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

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What do you call a dog in a submarine?

A subwoofer

How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

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What do you call it when Paul scores?

Paulinating.

What did Simon's dad, Paul, say to his son to encourage him just before he went to compete in the National Leg Breaking Championships?

Have a good one, son."

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What's the difference between love, true love and showing off?

Spit, swallow, gargle.

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

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What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

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Why do we need to be learned English?

Hmm.. Couldn't have worded that better myself, Luke"

Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course