What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

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What song did Kim Jong Il request be played at his funeral?

Journey - Don't Stop Bereaving.

What the hell am I doing here?

I don't belong here. GUY: I love that song. ME: What song

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What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

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What does toilet paper and office paper have in common?

You can write on both of them with a No. 2

What type of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

George Jokes More George Jokes

What is the formula for water ?

George: HIJKLMNO Teacher: Is that the formula I gave you George: Sure you said H to O !

Why did George cross the road?

He didn't look in both directions before crossing.

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Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

A submarine, obviously.

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Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul?

He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change.

What do you call it when Paul scores?

Paulinating.

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What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off?

Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.

What's a pirate's favourite Roman numeral?

You might think it's II, but his true love be the C.

Forgiveness Jokes More Forgiveness Jokes

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

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Why ?

She : For starters I can't handle your silly jokes. He : Hmm okay and for main course

What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus