Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

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What diagnosis did the veterinarian give to the dog with the funny walk?

The dog has cerebral pawlsy.

Why did the dog keep dropping his ball?

He had barkinsons disease.

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What did you like most about your last job?

ME: *leans in way too close* Leaving it.

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

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What doctors shop at Barnes and Noble?

Doctors without Borders. Credit to Max Scoville.

Why should you not shop for plywood?

You'll get bored.

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What do Trees and Dogs have in common?

Bark.

What do you call a Wolfman who barks at a half moon?

UnawareWolf