Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

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What kind of potato chips do dogs like best?

RUFFles

Why was the dog banned from the redwood forest?

He was barking up the wrong tree.

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What gas leaves a pirate speechless?

Argon

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russell

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Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

How do you spell "SHOP"?

Me: S-H-O-P Friend: How do you say it Me: "Shop" Friend: What do you do when you get to a green light

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What do you do to an Islamic dog that barks too much?

Musl'im

What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog ?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft !