Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

How many feet are in a yard?

4 if you have a dog.

What is the best kind of dog to direct traffic at a busy intersection?

A pointer!

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What is the last thing that tickle-me elmo gets before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles

Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

When is the best time to go shopping?

When the stores are open.

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.

How do you keep a dog from barking in your front yard?

Put him in your back yard.