Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog?

After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

What's the smelliest breed of dog?

A poo-dle

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints

What is the fastest way to lose pounds?

Leave EU.

Shop Jokes More Shop Jokes

What do you get if you cross a labrador and a tortoise ?

A dog that will run to the shop to get your paper and bring back last weeks paper !

Where is Benedict Arnold's favorite place to shop for groceries?

Traitor Joe's

Bark Jokes More Bark Jokes

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole ?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree !