Where can you leave your dog when you shop?

The barking lot.

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How does a blonde call for her dog?

She puts two fingers in her mouth and then shouts "Max!".

Why do dogs hate outer space?

Because they strongly dislike vacuums.

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Who's there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ?

Arbus leaves in 5 minutes

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

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What did Descartes say while shopping online?

I think therefore I Amazon

Where do dogs shop for groceries?

Wagmans.

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What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

Which do you let in first?

Your dog, because it'll stop barking once you let it in.