Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

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What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?

A: "Have another beer."

How do blondes carpool?

They meet up a work

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When I have complicated problems I always ask myself, what would my imaginary wife do?

And then I end up buying myself cupcakes, and shoes.

What did the shoe say about the customer who didn't like that it had yellow shoestring?

That's lacist.

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Why do ballerinas stand on their toes?

Can't they just get taller women

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

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Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."