Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

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A. To remind her that "toes go in first."

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Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

Why did the blonde write "TGIF" on her shoes?

A. To remind her that "toes go in first."