What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?

A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

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What's the difference between a person that just won the lottery and a fairy in salt water?

One is tickled pink, the other is a pickled Tink.

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a coconut?

Coconuts have hair

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Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

Why couldn't the blonde write the number ELEVEN?

A: Because she didn't know which one came first!

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Why are magicians always sad?

Because everything they have disappears

What did the hippopotamus do to the magician?

He hippo-tized him!

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What's the difference between David Blaine and the NRA?

The former has a cunning array of stunts

What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts. . .

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Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes?

The circus is a cunning array of stunts...

What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...