What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes

What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

Why was the French chef sent to prison?

He was convicted of crepe.

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Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

How many French people need to defend Paris?

It isn't known, never tried.

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How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

What's the difference between America and a bottle of milk?

In 200 years the milk will have developed a culture.

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What's a karate experts favourite beverage?

kar-a-TEA HA

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes