Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

Where do Eggs keep their holidays pictures?

In a photo albumen...

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What do you call an empty field?

The french army at the beginning of a war!

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

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What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.

What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

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Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

What do French people say when they don't want to see someone ever again?

Au nevoir.