Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny?

By the egg on its face.

What do you call an egg that is neither good nor bad?

Mediyolkre.

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What is the French verb that means "To declare war"?

Surrendre*

What do you call a dehydrated French man?

Pee Air

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What does a duck like to have for breakfast?

Quacker Oats

Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

What do French people do when they don't have bottles of their favourite beverage?

They go to Cannes