Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is

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How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

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What did the French man say when he tripped down the stairs?

Eiffel.

Why French Fighter jet are name phantom?

Because they don't exist.

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Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

What did you have for breakfast?

Pea Soup Q: What did you have for lunch A: Pea Soup Q: What did you have for dinner A: Pea Soup Q: What did you do all night A: Pee soup...

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What do French people do when vacationing in Laos?

They go swimming in Laotian

Why do French people only ever have one egg for breakfast?

Because one egg is