How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

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What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

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What is the burning question on the mind of every dyslexic existentialist?

Is there a dog?

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.