How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

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Why was the egg laughing when it fell off the table?

Because it cracked itself up.

What is the difference between chicken and blondes ?

The chicken knows on whose eggs sitting .

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How many dogs does it take to count 14 plates?

14, maybe 15, but only if the plates ... 'run around a lot!'

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!