How do dogs like their eggs cooked?

Pooched.

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What does an egg do for fun?

Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*

What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

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What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

What do you call a dog who got re-elected for mayor?

A dog with pawlitical experience.