Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do a telephone and a dog have in common?

They both have collar ID.

What did the dog say when he bit the sandpaper?

Nothing. He just grit his teeth.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

What do you get when you put 28 Alabama Sorority girls in one room?

A full set of teeth

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?

SKU me

What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why are the labia on Japanese women oriented sideways instead of vertically?

Goes better with their eyes.

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

Elbow Jokes More Elbow Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

How do you feel now?

Me: With my elbows