Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the red dog say to the blue dog?

Nothing, dogs can't speak.

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot ?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw !

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why do SJWs hate dentists?

Because they want to make teeth straight and white.

What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

Why are you always tired, Dad?

my 3-year-old asked as she woke me from a nap by poking me in the eye.

What's green and bad for your eyes?

An alligator.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What does AF mean?

After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.

Elbow Jokes More Elbow Jokes

What is the most Spanish body part?

Elbow.

Why did I go with the cheap arms?

Narrator: "Elbows"