Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.
Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates
He was barking up the wrong tree.
Gladiator
Tooth hurty
Because he hit a bump in the road. What was the bump in the road? Little Timmy.
Because in the country, you bump your kin!
Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath
No-eye deer! Note: we are from Hicksville, USA. This may not make sense without the Midwestern accent.
Brush their teeth!
Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.
He had elbow-a
