Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why do you forget a tooth as soon as the dentist pulls it out?

Because it goes right out of your head.

Which two letters are rotten for your teeth?

D K

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

Why do the KGB operate in groups of three?

A. "One can read, one can write and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals."

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

Why do cowboys have foreskin?

So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth

What do read heads get when they don't brush their teeth?

Gingervitis Edit: redheads. I am a disgrace.

Elbow Jokes More Elbow Jokes

How do you feel now?

Me: With my elbows

How?

He had elbow-a