Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck and a cat?

A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

How bad is the economy?

Twenty years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Today we have no cash, no hope and no jobs.

What do you want to work on today?

Well we did neck day yesterday, and the day before. "So...neck day again" You bet

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What did the grocery clerk say when he bumped his head when he was in the freezer?

Nothing, he was knocked out .

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

When is the only time when No shirt no shorts no shoes gets you service?

If you're a surfer and you're getting head.

Why did the leper return to the shower?

He forgot his head and shoulders.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What's one good thing about Switzerland?

Well I guess the flag's a big plus

What did one fetus say to the other?

Guess we're wombmates!

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do giraffes and humans share the same number of?

Testicles.

What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.