Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)
Infantry !
Because they were Turkish.
I accidentally put on the wrong sock today....
A: They'd read in the newspaper that one out of every five babies born in the world today is Chinese.
SKU me
Chasing parked cars.
Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.
He was taking a shot.
Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."
Guess we'll find out in January.
They both look incredibly cute when they are little. They both grow up and go into the transportation business. Note: sikhs - or sardarji as they are commonly known in india - are the largest ethnic group in the truck driver profession. Punjabi food is available on highways across the country.
Because there were lots of turn ons.
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window
4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.
An aardvark with the sniffles!
A: Baby giraffes.
