Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today :)

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a mexican, a queer, and an eskimo?

A snow-blower that doesn't work.

What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog ?

A fangfurter !sna

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?

Stephen Hawking.

Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?

Because in the country, you bump your kin!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

Highway Jokes More Highway Jokes

Why did Nixon never drive on the highway?

Because he always took the low road.

What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?

Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

4 Year Old Jokes More 4 Year Old Jokes

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

What's the difference between a 100 year old and a 4 year old?

What base you're counting in.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.