Why ya going to the airport?

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Where all my mustang drivers at?????

Last I heard, they're all headed to Portland

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

Guess Jokes More Guess Jokes

What is the difference between 1 Gb and 2 Gb?

Student - Well, I don't know. I guess one is a bit too high?

What the problem?

Man 1: *Sighs* " I guess i'm just having some problems with my inner-sole "

Airport Jokes More Airport Jokes

Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.

Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Luggage Jokes More Luggage Jokes

Why ya going to the airport?

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

What ya doin'?

She said "Buying luggage."

Ya Jokes More Ya Jokes

What did the lesbian-vampire say to her girlfriend?

See ya next month.

What do I owe ya?

asks the neutron. "For you No charge."

California Jokes More California Jokes

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

Why is it so expensive to divorce a woman here in California?

Because it's worth it.

Mmm Jokes More Mmm Jokes

Why ya going to the airport?

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

What is the best thing about gaffer tape ?

It turns "no, no, no" into "mmm, mmm, mmm"