Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

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New Jersey picked first.

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Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.