Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

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When his lips are shut.

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Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

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New Jersey got to choose first

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They heard it was a Superfund site.