Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Previous Random Joke Next

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

D

What's an MLG's smartphone of choice?

An HTC One M8.

New Jersey Jokes More New Jersey Jokes

What did Delaware?

A New Jersey

Why did Kobe Bryant go to New Jersey after he got arrested?

Because he needed one.

California Jokes More California Jokes

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

Why is Reggae so popular in Utah right now?

Because it was popular in California 10 years ago.

Toxic Waste Dump Jokes More Toxic Waste Dump Jokes

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first