Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

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Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What's common between a lawyer and an eccentric billionaire with bad teeth?

Both have a very expensive retainer.

What's wrong with lawyer jokes?

Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What is the Dothraki font of choice?

Kaleebri

When does 2-1=0 ?

When you're talking about choices.

New Jersey Jokes More New Jersey Jokes

Why should you never buy golf equiptment made in New Jersey?

Because New Jersey drivers are terrible

What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

California Jokes More California Jokes

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

Toxic Waste Dump Jokes More Toxic Waste Dump Jokes

Why did the hick move to a toxic waste dump after winning the lottery?

They heard it was a Superfund site.

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first