Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

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What lights up a football stadium ?

A football match !

How many people from Svalbard does it take to change a light-bulb?

Light? What's that?

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What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first ?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends !

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Where did the team get there uniforms?

New Jersey

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

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What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.

What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

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Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.