Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

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What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

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Which end of a bus is it best to get off?

It doesn't matter. Both ends stop.

What's six feet tall , silver and stands at the end of kids beds?

Gary Glitters boots.

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What did dela wear?

Delaware) A. Her New Jersey

What did Delaware?

A New Jersey

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What do you get when you cross the Queen and Prince Charles?

Dead in a tunnel.

Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

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One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.

Why do New Yorkers like to visit Minnesota?

Because that's where the mini apple is!