Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.
He wanted to lighten the mood in such a dim atmosphere.
Zero, its already lit
Because they can't count to
Because you end up with a ring on your finger.
Because New Jersey drivers are terrible
New Jersey
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.
One. They hold it in place and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Because that's where the mini apple is!
