What's better than roses around your piano?

Tulips around your organ! Ba dum bum chhhhhhh.

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Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What do you get if you push a piano out of a plane over a military base?

A flat major

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mineshaft?

A-flat minor (or a broken piano)

Rose Jokes More Rose Jokes

What's in a name?

A rose by any other name would smell as sweet. But, if roses were called "herpes" they'd make terrible Valentine's Day gifts.

What do Augusto Pinochet and New Guns n Roses have in common?

They've both committed atrocities in South American stadiums.

Tulip Jokes More Tulip Jokes

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What is better than a rose on a guitarist?

Tulips on my pianist.

Organ Jokes More Organ Jokes

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

What did one ovary say to the other one?

What did one ovary say to the other one? "Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."