What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a cloths hanger and a flight of stairs?

The cloths hanger only solves one problem.

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animals are poor dancers?

Four-legged ones because they have two left feet.

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

Cage Jokes More Cage Jokes

Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

A: For spare parts.

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

Recipe Jokes More Recipe Jokes

Why couldn't the blonde manage to make Ice-Cubes?

A: She couldn't find the recipe.

Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

A: They always forget the recipe.

Description Jokes More Description Jokes

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

What's the difference between an American zoo and a Chinese zoo?

An American zoo will only have a description of the animal. The Chinese zoo has the price and recipe of the animal.