What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a computer program and global warming?

One's an algorithm, and the other's an Al Gore-ism!

Whats the difference between you and an orphan?

You were adopted. Best told to siblings :D

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

Cage Jokes More Cage Jokes

What cheese do you use to coax a bear out of its cage?

Camembert

Whats the difference between a black guy in jail and a caged birth?

The bird doesn't feel he's home.

Recipe Jokes More Recipe Jokes

How do Italian Chefs swap recipes?

By Spaghett-e-mail!

What is the recipe for honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes

Description Jokes More Description Jokes

Why do you think you'd be a good fit at our firm?

GUY WHOSE DESCRIPTION IS SO LONG HE DOESN'T ACTUALLY GET TO SAY ANYTHING:

What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.