How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

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How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

What do men and pizza have in common?

That you call them and in 10minutes you have them h...

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Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

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How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

What's your favorite adult-themed Halloween joke?

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How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him