How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What is the volume of a pizza of thickness A and radius Z?

PI Z Z A

How fast can you order a pizza?

HER: I don't- ME: *hits buzzer* NEXT

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

Whats another term for acid?

Its on the tip of my tongue...

Why won't Apple's new MacBook sell well?

because it has NO FANS!!! (get it no fans ... thank you!! don't forget to tip your server.)

Harvard Jokes More Harvard Jokes

How many Harvard students does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.

How do you know if somebody graduated from Harvard?

They'll tell you.

Doorstep Jokes More Doorstep Jokes

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

Harvard Graduate Jokes More Harvard Graduate Jokes

How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.