How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

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Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a Pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four. Im sorry if I've offended any pizzas.

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

How much did the critic tip the waitor?

two cents

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How do you get a Harvard Graduate off your porch?

You pay him for the pizza.

How do you know that someone you met is a Harvard graduate?

He already told you so.

Doorstep Jokes More Doorstep Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep?

Mat

How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

Harvard Graduate Jokes More Harvard Graduate Jokes

How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

How many Harvard graduates does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one. He holds up the light bulb, and the world revolves around him