Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

What does a woman and KFC have in common?

By the time youre finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

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Why did the pigeon hate the crow?

because he was in the coo klux klan

Which country do doctors hate?

any

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How does a pirate tip his hat?

M'Hearty"

Why did the Band Geek ask the Football star for tips?

Because he's a waiter. (lol)

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Where do one-legged waitresses work?

IHOP. Tipping your waitress takes on a whole new meaning.

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

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Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck?

His homemade Bris-kit.