Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

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What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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Why does the Vanu Sovereignty hate plastic bags?

They keep Terran.

What music does a balloon really hate?

Pop

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How do Rabbis make money?

They keep the tips.

How much did the critic tip the waiter?

Two cents

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How would you like that cooked?

gets right up in waitresses face* With frickin fire, obviously

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

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What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck?

His homemade Bris-kit.

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.