Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

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when your a system admin, and your server if tipped could destroy many websites.

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When she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.

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What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck?

His homemade Bris-kit.

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.