Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

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Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

What is the best formula for leaving Auschwitz?

Lenght of chimney x wind speed

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What kind of coffee do the Islamists hate the most ?

French press

Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.

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How do you get a Harvard graduate off your doorstep?

Tip him for the pizza.

How do you prevent a canoe from tipping?

Paint it black.

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What's the worst part of giving a magician a ride home?

When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

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What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck?

His homemade Bris-kit.

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.