What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck?

His homemade Bris-kit.

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What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

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In case he got a hole in one.

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What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

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Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.

What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck?

His homemade Bris-kit.