What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck?

His homemade Bris-kit.

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How many Mormons does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. One to actually change the lightbulb and nine to bring refreshments

How many men does it take to open a can of beer?

None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you.

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How do you know when your BBQ is ready in Canada in April?

The snow on top of it has melted.

What do you get when you have barbie dolls standing in a line?

A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.

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What did the mohel bring to the BBQ potluck?

His homemade Bris-kit.

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.