Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

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Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

What's better than Norwegian Beef Stew?

No Beef Stew at all

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Why did the boxer bring a bar of soap into the ring?

The referee said he wanted a clean fight. :D

How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

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Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

What do you call a country ruled by oppressive Vikings?

Norse Korea

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Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!