Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

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What's a Norwegian's favourite car?

A Fjord Fjesta

What long and hard thing does a Norwegian wife get on her wedding night?

A last name

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Why did the man bring his bed with him to the hospital?

It's because he heard hospital beds have a high mortality rate.

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

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What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

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Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!