Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

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How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

Why do Norwegians drive Chevys?

They're afraid of drowning in a Fjord.

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What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

Why did the Mexicans only bring 5000 people to the Alamo?

They only had two vans

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Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...

What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

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Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...