Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

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What's better than Norwegian Beef Stew?

No Beef Stew at all

How do you sink a norwegian submarine?

Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)

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Why can't the hydraulic press guy bring himself to crush a can of sprite?

Because it's soda pressing

Why are oil miners and police men mortal enemies?

One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it

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What's a Vikings favourite dance?

The Loki cokey.

What do Vikings call the people that cut their hair?

Barberians.

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Why are Norwegian women so hot?

The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!

Why are Nordic women so beautiful?

Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...