The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones!
No Beef Stew at all
Swim down and knock on the hatch. (In Sweden we have a running tradition of telling jokes about stupid norwegians. They do the same about swedes)
Because it's soda pressing
One brings black stuff and the other gets rid of it
The Loki cokey.
Barberians.
Answer: Well, the Vikings didn't kidnap the ugly ones...