Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.

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What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

Why did the customer choose T-Mobile?

Because he wanted the worst cellphone service in the world.

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What did the pedophiliac rabbi say to the young boy?

Hey there little boy, you wanna BUY some candy?

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.