Which do you choose?

WRONG. Neither. Don't ever take my candy.

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How did Jared Fogle lose so much weight?

because he chose from the kids menu

What did JFK say before going to visit Marilyn Monroe?

I choose to go to Marilyn's hotel room this night and do the naughty things, not because she is easy, but because I am hard.

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Why does Daniel love white vans?

Because he likes candy... *I'll walk myself out*

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.